poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

davestridersbabygravy:

fluffy johndave (◠‿◠✿)

angsty johndave (◠‿◠✿)

johndave au’s (◠‿◠✿)

bromance johndave (◠‿◠✿)

one-sided johndave (◠‿◠✿)

casual boyfriends johndave (◠‿◠✿)

JOHNDAVE ヽ(･∀･)ﾉ

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

grandtheftemo:

i want to become a college professor so i can get a grant to do a study on what genetic mutation causes someone to dislike fall out boy

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

but if you give me shit Imma

pinkwithlace:

I’m a pervert (ノ￣ー￣)ノ

You’re a pervert ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ)

We’re all perverts (ノ￣ω￣)ノ